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2003-2004 Player Bio's

The Captain of the team has yet to learn how to throw a backhand. He does not have any fear however of throwing a deep forehand huck no matter which way he is being forced. His next goal is to play every point in an ultimate tournament...

Name: Will Wiersma
AKA: Big Willy, Dubbs, Six-Pac
Class of: 2006
Major: Political something or other...
Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Ht: Gheorge Meureson minus Mini-Me
Wt: 150 lbs.
Born: Sept. 8, 1983
Dating Status: He's on the prowl...
Quotes: The Box, the Box, the Box....

All I know about Joel is he has massive potential that is just waiting to be unleashed. The only thing holding him back is the immense walk all the way from Clark to Lovik field. This young player is a building block for the future.

Name: Joel Metzger
AKA: J-Man
Class of: 2006
Major: Biology
Hometown: San Andreas, California
Height: 6'00''
Weight: 150 lbs.
Born: May 27, 1986
Dating Status: Availible
Quotes: "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of man fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! This day we fight!"

"Life is short, take comfort in that."

He's short, he's got a forehand, and he's angry. no one knows what motivates Tocco, yet he managed to sign up for an 8 AM lab to make ultimate practice. That's true devotion, my friend. The only thing standing in his path to greatness is O-Chem. Greg is at heart a science nerd, and likes to spend more time in labs than the ultimate field...

Name: Gregory John Tocco
Aka: Tocco, Soft Touch
Class of: 2006
Major: Bio, Chem
Hometown: San Diego
Ht: 5'9
Wt: 170
Born: San Diego
Dating Status: girls are mean
Quotes: Confucius say, "Man who stands on toilet high on pot."
Position: Handler
Best Ultimate Moment: Throwing the last four goals against Cal Tech in the San
Diego Tournament...and seeing Will drop a pull...

Garrett has developed into a hammer specialist, and has not restraint in throwing it anywhere on the field. Using his height to his advantage and major hops Garrett is especially effective on the offensive side of the field. Garrett is also the stellar business manager of the club; he is multi-talented in both school and ultimate. Yet, he has realized that ultimate is the true path to success in this world…

Name: Garrett Fujiwara
Aka: Fuji
Class of: 2006
Major: Business/Economics and Social Science
Hometown: Bellingham, WA
Ht: 6’2”
Wt: 180lbs
Born: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Dating Status: Single and on the prowl
Quotes: Got rice?

Muddy has been playing ultimate for 2 years, and doesn’t really know how to throw a forehand. That’s why we send him deep and hope for the best. A deep threat that gives even the best Black Tide defender shivers, Kyle has developed into one of the leaders of the team, even if no one usually follows him, since he’s sprinted past them already.

Name: Kyle Watters
Aka: "Muddy"
Class of: 2006
Major: Physics and Computer Science
Hometown: Sacramento
Ht: 6'
Wt: 175
Born: 9/28/83
Dating Status: "Sorry ladies, he's taken"
Quotes: "It drives me nuts"
Preferred Toothpaste: Crest

Isaac Bowser is hot.

Name: Isaac Bowser
Aka: Ike
Class of: 2006
Major: Engineering/Physics
Hometown: Springville
Ht: 5'8"
Wt: 150
Born: 1984
Dating Status: single

The Crazy Russian has trouble concentrating on ultimate at times. Often he’s lamenting how much better Arizona is than California. Supposedly the girls, weather, golf courses, and anything else you can think of are 10x better than anything in California. Other times he’s thinking of all the money he lost at poker the night before.

Name: Zack Mishkin
Aka: Russian Jew
Class of: 07'
Major: Business
Hometown: Phoenix, AZ
Ht: 5' 11''
Wt: 165 lbs.
Born: March 5, 1985
Dating Status: "That's for me to know and you to find out."
Quotes: "Yamagucci"
Likes-- Music, technology, food, and beautiful women (not in any particular order).
Dislikes-- argumentative personalities, incompetency, and pessimistic attitudes.
This young and upcoming freshie could be the next X Games Snowboard winner, but he graces us with his presence on the ultimate field. Neil could develop into an important piece of the future.

Name: Neil Bezdek
Class of: 2007
Major: Graduating
Hometown: Denver, CO
Ht: 5'9"
Wt: 160
Born: Oct. 5, 1984
Dating Status: Holding out for something good...
Quotes: Just be yourself.

One of the Russian twins, Jonathan has been a stallwort member of the team. Known for his ridiculous catches in the endzone, where he sometimes manages to get open, regardless of his not so ridiculous speed. Jon is one of the most solid players on the team, having an overall understanding of the game. 

Name: Jonathan Raimer
Aka: The Russian
Class of: 2006       
Major: Business / History
Hometown: San Mateo,CA
Ht: 6.1
Wt: 180
Born: July 20, 1984
Dating Status: single
Quotes: Glory to the motherland and death to the opposition!

This up and coming middie, showed off his stuff in San Diego. He has only room for improvement, and his long blonde hair will definitely be seen on the ultimate field for years to come. He is a science nerd too.

Name: Dan Stark
Aka: the amoeba
Class of: 2006
Major: Biology/Chem minor
Hometown:Hopkins,Minnesota
Ht: six feet
Wt: 170 lbs  
Born:12/12/83
Dating Status: single
Quotes: I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it!
Action breeds motivation

A key handler for the Bandicoots, Connor is known for his smile and ability to throw the disc. A good guy always, a solid player for sure.

Name:Connor Murphy
Aka: Connor “Smurphy”
Class of: 2006
Major: Religious Studies 
Hometown: Santa Cruz,CA
Ht: 5’9”
Wt: 170
Born:02/18/1984
Dating Status: None

Tyler is Ultimate’s version of Charlie Hustle minus the gambling. A defensive stopper there is no player too big, too fast, or too strong he isn’t willing to guard. Tyler is also very bright. When the sun is shining he is the whitest object anyone has ever seen.

Name:  Tyler Schuld
Aka:
Class of: 2006
Major: Business/Philosophy
Hometown: Sadly, no town to call home...
Ht: 5'11''
Wt: 145
Born: 5/25/84
Dating Status: I like Jennifer... a lot
Quotes: "Oh captain, my captain"   "Your best?!?! Losers always complain about doing their best...."
Comments: I think it's about time we started winning a few of these tournaments, so I'm just going to have to get hands as hot as Will's.